I've been doing a lot of surfing on blogexplosion this last week. I have seen some amazing blogs. There are some extremely talented people out there in this world of ours! But today I decided to jump on for a few minutes during lunch break (which I normally don't take, but hey, it's Friday) and everything was fine, til...ohmy...is that what I think it is??? It couldn't be! Really? Is it??? Yep. It definitely was what I thought.
It was a vagina.
In living color.
Ohmy. That's what it was alright.
And I wasn't even reading "The Vagina Monologs".
Ok, now I'm not a prude. I love (absolutely love) sex and all the fun stuff that goes with it. (loveitloveit..but thats another story.) But, when I am sitting at my desk, sneaking a few minutes of fun into my day - reading this mommy blog and that political blog, and some about rock music and some young woman who likes to hike, the gay couple who adopted their little girl, a young boy and his RC Truck...and WHAM! There it is! Right there at the top of the site (which, it says, belongs to a married man with two kids who just happens to like to screw around with women other than his wife).
You couldn't miss it if you tried.
Ok, maybe I would have felt a little different had it been part of the male anatomy (ok, I WOULD have felt different!) but it was lunchtime forgodssake! Thank God I wasn't eating chicken noodle soup. I would have probably spit it all over my monitor! And had I been eating mexican food, well...I'm just not even going to go there.
I think I sat there stunned for a moment or two then frantically realized I was at WORK and someone, anyone, could walk into my office at any moment and see this vagina on my monitor! I started shuffling papers around, looking for the scotch tape to cover the screen with papers. I had to cover that thing up! (Good lord girl, put some panties on!) DeleteDelete (damn! didn't work!) Escape! Escape! (they will see me if I go running screaming from my office!) I thought about running out yelling "HELP!! I was doing my work and suddenly a VAGINA popped up on my screen and I can't get rid of it!" But I quickly realized no one could help me. I am the IT person in the office!
I stopped shuffling papers, took a couple deep breaths and asked myself, "What would my son do if I suddenly walked in on him looking at vagina's?"...and then it hit me -HIT THE "X" IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN!
It was gone!
I stood up, did a little happy dance (got a strange look from the admin assistant as she walked past my office) and sat back down.
Thus, the end of my surfing blogs at lunchtime. Never again. Nope, no more. My heart can't handle it.
10 comments:
LOL, that made me laugh. Why didn't you just click ahead to the next blog (you don't have to wait the 30 secs, you just don't get credit if you don't)?
At least it didn't talk. I once visted a site at work that had a pornographic ad on the side (and it most certainly wasn't a pornographic site I was visiting). But it was was TALKING ad. Suddenly this female voice comes over my speakers (loudly) with "I've got a secret website that's too hot to show you here...."
Fortunately I have my own office and hit mute in a hurry.
That is classic!!!!
Been there done that... And my pc is visible to a lot of people!
That is too funny ....lmao
I took came across this blog. I hit never view again and then the X very fast!
lol You made me laugh, too... Yeah, I'm now dreading seeing it. I'm actually a bit surprised it hasn't been banned!
That makes surfing at work more exciting. You never know quite what you are going to get or when or who will happen to see what you've just stumbled upon.
yep andrew is correct you can change your settings and be vagina free during your work surfing time
LOL, That would have stunned me too! A very disconcerting image to come across while at work!
Thanks for taking up my BOTB challenge!
What a hysterical post! And thanks for the head's up. I will now never surf blog explosion at work!
That's too funny!
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