The "F" Word...

Yes, I say it.

The big one.

Not "fudge", and not "fart".

I mean the BIG one. THE "F" word.

Oh I know, ladies don't say that word! OHHHHH yes we do! And we use it correctly!

There are times when "ohshit", as good as it is, just doesn't cut it. And, "ohpoop" definitely won't get the message across. Forget "shucky durn" - that only works if you are five and Mom is standing next to you.

Yes, I get nasty looks at times. Ohwellhell...like they haven't popped up with it a time or two in their life?

Trust me, sometimes nothing but nothing gets the point across like a good ole "F**K!!!!!" (Especially when you are wearing good clothes, have to crawl under someones desk to work on their PC, getting all dirty, raise up and hit your head on the corner of the desk or the desk drawer...)

It's appropriate at that time don't ya think?

I do use a good old "bite me" at times, or throw in an occassional "bite my ass" for good measure. But when you are angry, really ticked off...what is more fitting than a great big "F**K YOU!" (Well, to be honest an occassional "eat shit and die" does work).

Ok, I admit it. I have a foul mouth. But there are a couple of the seven dirty words you can't say on TV (cable is another story) that even I don't say, unless you get me REALLY pissed off, but that is rare and a whole other story.

Thank God I don't live with Mom anymore. Ivory soap scraped on your teeth is not a good thing. And, Mom says it on occassion too, so we would both be eating soap - a lot.

The "F" word.

All kinds of things come to mind just at the mention of it huh?