Ohhh to be about 20 years younger.
Really.
I would probably grab that cute little construction guy and drag him behind the parked cars in the parking lot at work.
Yes, I would.
He wears tight jeans, white t-shirt, work boots and his ballcap.
He has a gorgeous smile.
And I am old enough to be his mother.
ACKKKK!
When in the hell did this happen?????????????? Who is that woman that stares at me in the mirror in the morning???? (ohgod! MY EYES! My eyes! The horror!)
Or the guy in the elevator. He has to be 6'8" or more. I think I come up to his navel and I am 5'7".
He seems to be about 30, dark hair, not a bad build (nice thighs...or so it seems thru those dockers).
And he smells good.
And I am probably old enough to be HIS mother!
ARRRGHHHH!
(Why are all the nice looking, good smelling, attractive guys in my office building so young??....fan me please...QUICK!)
If I tried to stand with my hip slanted out, just so, like I used to when younger, or walk with a slight sashay type motion - they would probably ask me if I needed help or if I was in pain.
Ok...I admit it. I am a lustful wench.
I am an OLD lustful wench.
But I ain't dead yet :)
3 comments:
Some guys like older women! Take that hottie behind the cars, show him that older aint dead!! BTW my hubby is 8 years younger than me.
Follow your nose...it always knows...;-)
Girl, be YOU! Go have some "FUN."
I love your honesty.
Boldly YOU! Is there any other way?
I feel the same way when I see younger guys and I'm always afraid to go for it. I mean, what if I went to school with their mothers or something? Yikes! But, since the cashiers at this one convenience store have been carding me (twice this week!), I think I just might go for it. BTW, a couple of years ago I was with a guy who is 13 years younger than me. He said I didn't act my age. I'm still not sure if that's a good thing or not. ;)
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