Yes, I am an older woman. Not old yet (although there are times when I am getting out of bed and my bones creak and hurt that I feel old) but getting there - someday. But, just because I am more "mature" than some doesn't mean I don't like to learn new things.
So, today I went surfing blogs - again. And, here is some of what I have learned:
Chester A. Arthur was our 21st President from 1881 - 1895. (He probably wasn't re-elected because of his name. You know people had to tease him about his name being so similar to Chester Cheetah of Cheestos fame.)
Being a girly person is a lot of f**king work. Her words, not mine - although I have been known to use the word (please see previous post about the "F" word).
Wal-Mart is evil.
Someone (sorry, I don't name names...not even screen names) farted during sex.
It's 2008 and the world is in chaos. (ohmygod!!! We are doomed! RUN! RUN! Oh wait, wait..its 2005 and the world IS in chaos!)
The princess got her panties in a wad and called someone an ass! (ACCK! And here I thought the princess was so pure and kind...coughcoughwheeeezecoughcough)
It's not Monday. (Whew...thought I'd lost a day somewhere)
The Government can take your land!!! (Oh..I don't have to worry, I own no land.)
Somewhere the sky is really blue and that same somewhere has some really weird flowers growing there.
Someone farted in a bathroom next to a conference room while a meeting was going on. (Beano, its called Beano.)
So yes, I learned some things today.
I am now a better person.
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