Ok, so I suffer from road rage at times. Who doesn't?
But, I will express it here instead of while behind the wheel. That way if someone shoots at me - they are gonna miss.
Ok, girl in the red Pontiac GrandAm with the 30 day tags, wearing white disposable gloves as you were driving (I'm still trying to figure that one out.). The left lane is for people who drive at least the speed limit. Not 20 mph below it...especially when the speed limit is only 40 mph.(White gloves???)
Guy wearing the blue ball cap driving the black F150...stay the hell off my ass sweetie, unless you plan on biting it.
Old fart in the Suburu Outback...it's the long slender pedal on the right hon, not the other one. That one kinda sorta makes you slow down and lights up those red lights on the back of your car.
Lady in the little red Z car....hang up the phone and use that turn signal. Yes hon, it shows others you are planning on turning - especially when you do it in front of them.
Mr. City Bus Driver? Ah sir? I'm in that lane and you just can't move over here until I get outta the way ok??
And last, but not least...
Young man with the thumping base...your trunk hood is jumping up and down...and its making my car bounce too. I haven't had this much action since...well...ummmm, ohhell...turn it up!
3 comments:
I add to the list the driver who honks his horn every two or three seconds in a vain attempt to move traffic along when there is a 30 minute traffic jam that spans 10 miles of the highway. It's not helping anything.
Chris
Deliberate Chaos
BA~~32
Loved this! I'm gonna go for a drive now lol.
I gotta say, though, that after living on the east coast for a few years, I love Ohio drivers (as I spent 20 years of my life.) The woman with the white gloves in the left lane? She is the norm here. (although not with the gloves.)
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