Written Road Rage...part two

Young blonde girl checking your hair in your rearview mirror while driving a little Saturn...

I am an older blonde lady driving a Jeep. The next time you cut me off like that and then hit your brakes, I will throw it into four wheel drive and drive over your roof.

You won't like it. Trust me.
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Woman in the gold Chevy S10....

I know you wanted over into my lane. But hon, I was driving in the right lane, and the people on the sidewalk would not have appreciated it if I had gone up there with them. Pay attention to signs and what lane you need to be in ok? If you can't read, there are arrows. Just be glad you didn't hit me. I would have decked your ass.
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Young man driving the old Plymouth station wagon with the clothes hanger holding up your muffler, kinda sorta (it drags the ground hon), with the 30 day tag? You won't be passing echeck anytime soon sweetie. And the blue smoke? not good...really not good...(coughcough)...
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50something man in the black Escalade? You can not keep jumping lanes on the bridge to try and avoid the spray from the city fountains. It just aint gonna happen. Let the car get wet ok?
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Young couple in the Ford Escort...the light was red for you. Again I stress, I drive a bigger car. It will cause you major damage. If you are color blind - the red one is the light on the top.
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UPS truck? I know you are bigger than me. But do you really have to park in the middle of the road on a curve? Kind of hard to see around you.
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Ok, that's my road rage for today.

Ya just gotta love driving in Dayton....