What do I look like???

I do NOT look like this. Good lord I wish I did.

So tell me why, please oh please...

Did a man think I was...well..hmmm...trying to...well...ahem...sell myself on the street today?

It's Friday forgodssake...I was wearing jeans, tennis shoes, TWO (count em!) TWO sweaters (one being a turtleneck) and a heavy coat with my hood up....It's casual Friday!

I was NOT wearing a short skirt, fmp's and fishnet stockings.

I WAS outside watching the construction guys carrying things in and out of our building while taking a smoke break (yes, I am a smoker).

And....he was on a bike!

Not a Harley type bike - but a Schwinn type bike! Two wheels and pedals!

Even if I were trying to sell myself (and I was not) A bike??? What did he want me to do ride him while he peddled?

I am good, but not THAT good!

The construction men got a good laugh.

Me? Well, lets just say I won't be standing on the street smoking anymore...