It's Thursday!
Yeah! Hot Damn! Whoopee!
Ok, ok....so I get a little carried away sometimes.
Actually, it's not so different than any other day - except...
The roomie plays golf on Thursday evenings, and his son usually disappears to a friends house.
I am ALONE! (Insert another whoopee and hot damn here!)
No fixing two dinners (his son won't normally eat what I fix for us...grrr), no laundry (I have clean clothes for tomorrow....you?), no dishes (two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce...well - you know the rest), no sweeping, dusting or cleaning that dreaded toilet (the hazmat gear is tucked away for the night).
I can actually sit and relax (until about 8:30) and surf blogs, or post on a forum or two, play some games, catch up on emails, talk to my son on the phone without getting dirty looks....
Heaven....I'm in heaven (I will not do a podcast and make you listen to my singing.) (You're welcome.)
I have been doing something for myself lately - and the roomie hates it because I get here later in the evening....I've been tanning. Yep, evil UV rays are penetrating my body and turning me brown. And I LOVE it! I can lay under those lights with stereo headphones on and just drift away from everything and everyone for 15-20 minutes of pure bliss.
And why do I not have tan lines?
Cause I tan nekkid. (Spelled that way on purpose, no checks please!)
The roomie about...well...crapped when I told him. He honestly thought I took a swim suit and put it on. I don't think so! I explained to him that I am in a little room by myself, door is locked - and if anyone wants to peek and see my ugly nekkid ole body - go for it. Their problem, not mine :)
So...I've had some time to myself lately. I like it. I've missed it.
Changes they are acoming :)
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Monday, April 10, 2006
If looks could kill.....
I would be dead...and probably burning in hell right now.
And it all started with a trip to Walmart.
Geesh.
I noticed Saturday while rolling Mom's chair around to get her in the Jeep that, once again, I have a nail in one of my rear tires.
Arrrghhhh
I have no idea when I did it, and it seems to be holding air ok, so I took her home and decided I would get it fixed later. So yesterday I started calling around and realized not too many places are open on Sundays that do that kind of thing (duh me). Then it hit me - Walmart sells tires, wonder if they fix them? I called. "Yes we do", he said "bring it on over!" So I did, as I was on my way to my sisters to visit my brother who is in from Wisconsin. Figured I'd stop, get it done and not have to take any time off work this week.
Little did I know that a saintly little old woman would be working the counter. She seemed nice enough until....she asked my phone number.
I gave it to her after giving her my name. She looked at her little machine and then at me. "Oh, does it have another name coming up?" I asked. "Yes, it does" she stated very curtly. "Does it say (roomies name inserted here)?"....."Yes it does" she stated even MORE curtly. "Oh, I live with him" I said innocently.
FLAMES FROM HELL shot out of that womans eyes! I could feel the heat all the way to my toes!
"You what?" she asked.
"I live with him. And yes, we used to have sex, but not for about three years now. So, I figure I am revirginated and am no longer living in sin."
I thought she was gonna die right there on the spot.
So, with flaming eyes bearing down on me she continued to take my information....55,000 miles, Jeep Liberty, Dark Blue, 2002.
Then, she tells me there are 6 people ahead of me.
Do what? 6?? "And how long will that take?" I asked.
"Well, one needs 4 tires - thats about an hour. The next wants 2, thats about another 1/2 hour......."
"Excuse me, but just give me back my key. I'll have to do this later."
"But I've entered all your information!!" she exclaimed (rather loudly I might add).
"Well, you will just have to take it all back out. I can't wait that long."
"So you have more important things to do?" she asked.
By now I had just about had it with the hell fires burning from her eyes...
"Yes ma'am I do. I have a date with my new boyfriend and we have to meet in an hour because the man I live with will be calling me later and I want to get some hot steaming sweaty animal like sex in before he calls."
She handed me my keys. I walked out smiling.
Now...if only I had that boyfriend. Damn.
And it all started with a trip to Walmart.
Geesh.
I noticed Saturday while rolling Mom's chair around to get her in the Jeep that, once again, I have a nail in one of my rear tires.
Arrrghhhh
I have no idea when I did it, and it seems to be holding air ok, so I took her home and decided I would get it fixed later. So yesterday I started calling around and realized not too many places are open on Sundays that do that kind of thing (duh me). Then it hit me - Walmart sells tires, wonder if they fix them? I called. "Yes we do", he said "bring it on over!" So I did, as I was on my way to my sisters to visit my brother who is in from Wisconsin. Figured I'd stop, get it done and not have to take any time off work this week.
Little did I know that a saintly little old woman would be working the counter. She seemed nice enough until....she asked my phone number.
I gave it to her after giving her my name. She looked at her little machine and then at me. "Oh, does it have another name coming up?" I asked. "Yes, it does" she stated very curtly. "Does it say (roomies name inserted here)?"....."Yes it does" she stated even MORE curtly. "Oh, I live with him" I said innocently.
FLAMES FROM HELL shot out of that womans eyes! I could feel the heat all the way to my toes!
"You what?" she asked.
"I live with him. And yes, we used to have sex, but not for about three years now. So, I figure I am revirginated and am no longer living in sin."
I thought she was gonna die right there on the spot.
So, with flaming eyes bearing down on me she continued to take my information....55,000 miles, Jeep Liberty, Dark Blue, 2002.
Then, she tells me there are 6 people ahead of me.
Do what? 6?? "And how long will that take?" I asked.
"Well, one needs 4 tires - thats about an hour. The next wants 2, thats about another 1/2 hour......."
"Excuse me, but just give me back my key. I'll have to do this later."
"But I've entered all your information!!" she exclaimed (rather loudly I might add).
"Well, you will just have to take it all back out. I can't wait that long."
"So you have more important things to do?" she asked.
By now I had just about had it with the hell fires burning from her eyes...
"Yes ma'am I do. I have a date with my new boyfriend and we have to meet in an hour because the man I live with will be calling me later and I want to get some hot steaming sweaty animal like sex in before he calls."
She handed me my keys. I walked out smiling.
Now...if only I had that boyfriend. Damn.
Friday, April 07, 2006
Happy Birthday Christopher!!!
Twenty-four years ago today the most wonderful thing happened to me...I gave birth to my son.
He is the light of my life.
We are not just Mom and Son - we are friends.
And I love him more than life itself.
So if you see this guy running around Michigan today, wish him a Happy Birthday :)
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